My mother in law (no, this isn’t going to be one of those posts all you poor dears with dreadful mother in laws) is generous to a fault. I think it stems from her austere childhood, but we rarely leave her home without her thrusting some sort of gift at us. I do my best not to take them all, but darn it, she gives us good stuff! Yesterday, we went over to move some stuff around in her barn. Miraculously, she “found” a fabulous little lego table (ya, more likely bought at a tag sale and stashed away in the barn, awaiting an opportunity to further spoil us) and offered it to our daughter. To maximize the potential for us to accept said gift, she wisely chose a Lego-related item, which dad will not only approve of, but want to play with himself. She was also wily in her decision to offer it to our girl right in front of everyone. Thus ensuring that the child will fall madly in love with it, raising the odds daddy won’t be able to resist.
But it was so very hot out. 91 degrees in the shade.
Daddy and daughter share more than an oddly intense love of building blocks. Both have short fuses that nearly dissapear in hot weather. They meltdown faster than frosty in a microwave. She began to simmer when daddy made polite “oh mom, you do too much” noises (I knew they were empty, given the item, but a three year old lacks the ability to detect such subtly of communication). Yet things came to a boil when Daddy accepted, and asked our girl to thank grandma and grandpa.
Now I wasn’t standing all that nearby when the gift was proffered, so maybe things went down the way Grandma said (my daughter does say please and thank you more often than not), but it is equally possible that Grandma just wanted our daughter to have the gift and was covering her wee toddler ass… but when daddy asked our girl to say thank you for the second time, a gauntlet was thrown and so did our wee angel throw herself down on the lawn in a fit of tragic sorrow at the seemingly inevitable loss of this precious object.
Now we hold tough on tantrums. Tantrums = no joy. She throws one and we throw down. But from my vantage point, it all seemed so exaggerated and accelerated. How did we go from present to pandemonium in 10 seconds flat? I could hear father in law grumbling to his wife “stay out of it” as she plead our daughter’s case “but she did say thank you” while dad’s insistence that he hear her say it was nearly drowned out by the sound of the steam emitting from his ears. And I admit it, I sort of gave in to her by engaging her at all during a fit. I whispered in her ear, “darling, you are a good girl. I know you are grateful and will thank your grandma. the toy is yours, please don’t worry about it anymore. Just come with me to look at grandma’s flowers, please?”
And so she rose, dejected. A sad and broken child; cheeks reddened from despair and the blistering heat. We marveled together at grandma’s lovely flower bed, peopled by mischievous gnomes. Grandma joined us for a giggle. Then grandpa and dad made their way over and my dear girl said, “grandma, may I please have the lego table?” To which she said, “of course, honey.” “Thank you, Grandma,” she said. Thank you.